Archive for November, 2006

Crazy Neighbor…Mean Doggie

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

Well, I have this nutto neighbor. Actually I hesitate to call her a neighbor because she doesn’t live in the house.  She and her probably equally insane hubby buy homes to “flip” and then just plant crap on every surface and in every nook and cranny.  There is junk everywhere.  Lots of ancient garage sale finds and the like.  JT and I have these bizarre conversations with her.  She has no clue about anything.  My mother swears she must be a mentally ill hoarder.  I concur.

In any case, about a year ago a big ol’ doberman showed up on the property so as to protect her empire of shit from being stolen.  It barks day and night and nobody really takes care of it.  This morning when I headed out the back door I was immediately barked at.  The dog was in my back yard, tied to the usual run but in my back yard.  Nice, eh?  Me, with Zack in the stroller and the only thing between us and the mean dog was the fact it had wrapped itself around a bush sometime in the night.

Crazy lady has already been threatened by both the township and animal control in regards to this property.  The township made her clean up her empire (she sort of did so–at least the El Camino disappeared).  The animal control already investigated the case and the dog had food and water.  Well, I got the animal control out and they took the dog away.  Apparently they already knew her.  The same lady who investigated earlier was the one who picked the dog up.  She’s also the person who adopted the dog out to crazy lady a year or so ago.  The dog has NEVER been anywhere but on that property.  It is there to protect the empire of shit–nothing else.

In any case, I feel bad because I don’t want the dog to die or anything but I’m pleased as pudding that it disappeared from the property.  My other neighbor will be genuinely happy also as he was the one who had animal control called last time.

My Brain

Friday, November 24th, 2006

You Are 40% Left Brained, 60% Right Brained


The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.

If you’re left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.

Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.

Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.

If you’re right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.

Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Offended by Plastic

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

http://www.livingstondaily.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061121/NEWS01/611210318/1002

I am amused, bemused, and generally weirded out by any human being who is offended by plastic mannequins wearing underwear. We have war. We have famine. We have natural disasters. We have death. This woman takes it upon herself to protest Victoria’s Secret because she finds it offensive. That woman for one needs to stop on in and buy herself a little something racy. Her prudish century old behavior is ridiculous. I think she NEEDS to look. This is the world I live in–one where uber-religious folk who are evil behind the scenes judge the most ridiculous things in front. Here’s the story in its entirety:

Victoria’s Secret mannequins dressed in G-strings, bras, nylons and high heeled-shoes pushed the indecency envelope too far for some Livingston County residents, and they’re fighting back with a letter writing campaign.Hamburg Township resident Robin Blaszak, who is part of a grass-roots group writing letters to protest the store’s window display, said she was offended by the scantily-clad mannequins when she recently went shopping at the mall.

Blaszak said this is a “family-friendly community.”

“We don’t want those things exposed to our children,” she said.Blaszak and other members of the letter-writing group would like the lingerie store, located in the new Green Oak Village Place mall, to tone down the display, which can be seen by pedestrians walking by. Blaszak, who is married and has a grown daughter, also took exception to a large photograph showing a “very well-endowed” woman dressed in bra and underwear.

When she first came across the window display, Blaszak became so upset that she went inside the store and talked with an assistant manager who, she said, expressed the view that the store glorifies women.

“I don’t feel this is glorification for women. It’s making women into sex objects,” Glaszak said.

Blaszak said the group is concerned with the window displays, and if those items were moved inside the store, she wouldn’t have an issue with the store. Blaszak said she wants to be able to walk through the mall “without fear of being assaulted by sexual imagery.”

Several of the group members belong to Green Oak Township’s Holy Spirit Catholic Church, whose parish council wrote a letter expressing its concerns with the window display.

“Our concern is that we want the window displays to basically reflect our community’s values,” Blaszak said.

Blaszak said she will be delivering letters to Green Oak Township, REDICO (the company that manages the mall at Lee Road and U.S. 23) and the Greater Brighton Area Chamber of Commerce, and will be mailing letters to Victoria’s Secret’s corporate offices in Columbus, Ohio.

Blaszak said she saw six mannequins dressed in panties and bras, but it appears that display has changed. Currently, there are only two mannequins and a larger-than-life photograph of a model dressed in underwear.

Store managers declined to talk to the Daily Press & Argus and referred questions to Limited Brands spokesman Anthony Hebron, who was not available for comment Monday.

Limited Brands owns Victoria’s Secret as well as Express, Bath & Body Works, C.O. Bigelow, The Limited, The White Barn Candle Co. and Henri Bendel.

Joe Tyree, who handles REDICO’s retail operations, said this is the first time he’s dealt with residents upset about a store’s window display. He’s been in the retail business for 25 years and runs malls all across the United States.

Tyree said REDICO has talked with Victoria’s Secret’s home office and told officials there about the concerns raised.

Hamburg Township resident Patrick Flynn said he and other residents have a right not to have those images “in your face.”

Flynn, who is married and has seven children, said he wouldn’t feel comfortable walking by the display with his children. He said he talks with his children about healthy attitudes and sexuality, but it’s more challenging if they see the displays at Victoria’s Secret.

“Women who are displayed in this way, I just don’t believe it’s a healthy thing to put before the public,” he said.

If the display was changed and moved inside the store, Flynn said he wouldn’t have a problem with the store.

“This is not an unreasonable request,” said Flynn, who is the business manager for Holy Spirit Catholic Church and unsuccessfully ran against U.S. Rep. Mike Rogers, R-Brighton, in the Aug. 8 Republican primary election.

Flynn said the group doesn’t want the store to leave the township but wants the company to be “sensitive to the community.” He’s hoping the residents and store can reach a “peaceful and good solution.”

Flynn said he would feel more comfortable if the display featured more exclusive items such as pajamas and robes.

Six Months and Counting

Friday, November 17th, 2006

Zack is 6 months old now. That paired with the fact it is the holiday season, it was about time he had new “professional” photos taken. So off to Sears I went! Here are the new shots. He was a trooper–didn’t cry, not even one little whimper.

 

 

Rocking and Rolling

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

So Jeremy and I survived New Orleans.  We spent three nights there–right on Bourbon Street.  Jim & Olivia’s wedding was lovely.  We had a great time and Jeremy, well, had a crazy time. I’ve gotten calm in my own age but he decided that staying out until 5am one morning was a great idea. In any case, he paid.  He also rode a mechanical bull and chipped his front tooth.

It was nice being away from responsibility for a few days.  Zack certainly grew in every way while we were gone.  He’s got a little more hair.  He’s definitely more active.  He’s also about to crawl.  Seriously.  He gets up on his hands and knees and rapidly rocks forward and back.  It’s crazy how much he learned!

Probably my favorite part of New Orleans was at the very end.  Our limo driver took us to see the area around the 17th street canal.  The houses are still decimated, the spraypaint is still on the front doors, homes are still knocked off their foundations.  Even more amazing is that you can see where water settled.  There is a solid yellow line across each house.  A few inches below there is another…etc. The roads are close to impassable.  I took photos (crappy pics, but pics none the less) and will post them shortly.

In yo face

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

Can I get an amen?

No.  Seriously.  I need one.  Granholm is still in office as Michigan’s governor.  Considering her competition was a ga-jillionaire who bilked thousands of people out of their hard earned cash by way of pyramid scheme Amway (or is it Quixtar or Alticor or his “Team of Destiny”) I can’t imagine the way he would have ruined my state.  In any case, I’m not saying Michigan is in great shape but the governor does care.

By the way, it appears she has won by a large margin.  So there!

Teething but Cute

Monday, November 6th, 2006

“The Beast” has been rather “beastly” in the last few days. I think he’s teething. I think I feel something. It’s my only explanation. He’s also refusing to eat. It’s really not been fun. At least he’s cute, right?

Yummy M&Ms!

M&Ms Fan--At 6 Months!

Mr. Frog Face

Mr. Frog Face

Going for a drive?

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Gratuitous Photographic Evidence of Zack’s Cuteness

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

So, uh, yeah.  Zack is still cute.  He had a “halloween costume” which basically was a sleeper, socks, and a little pumpkin hat.  Cute, of course.  Here are a few new pictures for those of you who haven’t had a recent Zack fix.  As if you needed a reason to dream about his adorable face ;)

Statistically Me

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006
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