Okay. The man and I went to a community meeting last night regarding the new Neighborhood Watch. Since the meeting was quite literally two doors down from our home, we felt a bit obliged to go. Anyway, all went well. The police guy’s presentation was nice and helpful with little controversy. But then when he asked if there were any questions, this crazy lady (yes, insane crazy) piped up about “how can you guarantee a response if we call in a problem.” He’d just gotten done going through how the department responds. It’s a matter of importance. A murder, break-in, etc… is more important than many other things. Basically common sense. So, the cop asks what the nature of her complaint was. A lawn job on her neighbors lawn. I had to hold in the laughter. She apparently DID get police on site an hour and fifty minutes after the incident. I felt like screaming “lady! You’re lucky you got anything.”
Anyway, she then continued on complaining that she specifically asked that police be at the bus stop regularly. Again, insane considering that there is ONLY ONE POLICE CAR AT ANY TIME FOR 72 SQUARE MILES. She got huffy then complained about people speeding up her street and how was she to possibly protect her obviously illiterate and retarted children from them. Of course, some of that was my addition. Anyway, the cop said that you can’t completely stop or blame the speeders and that children need to be taught how to understand and respect the road by parents. He kept on referring to parental responsibility above all other things.
Yeah, the cop was certainly fed up with the crazy lady. She was all pissy. I had to put my head down to squelch the giggles. 