So I flip on the television yesterday morning–Saturday morning–looking for something to watch. It was about 8am, so I expected something. Cartoons would have done me fine. Instead, I was handed a VERY rude awakening thanks to VH1. Yeah, you heard me. VH1.
No, it wasn’t Britney Spears, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, or even the Backstreet Boys. Those would have been much more palatable…by a long shot. Apparently, VH1 allowed the interns to create a show. What they came up with was something dubbed ‘Pup Stars.’ Let me say it was the most absurd idea ever. The premise of the show was simply to show a video on a large projection television in the background. In this case, it was Madonna’s Music. In the foreground, all hell broke loose thanks to about six rowdy puppies….oh and one very horny little puppy. They rolled around and played innocently except for that one pup. He (very obviously) had a great deal of pent up hormonal energy. He was gettin’ busy with all the other puppies RIGHT AGAINST THE CAMERA.
Like I said, I was very rudely awaken by this imagery. I suppose the show was created with children in mind, but come on! Kids aren’t idiots! Seriously, if you ever are up at that time of the morning check it out. You too may get to experience romping, horny puppies.